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Latest Update: 17th April 2024

Dear hungry coach & consultant,

Sorry to be the bearing of bad news…

But the marketing world has changed, FOREVER!

Maybe… it’s the backlash of the pandemic.

Maybe… it’s the start of a new revolution.

Or just maybe… it’s Elon weeding out the fakes from the greats. 

Either way, we get it!

Now you’re probably thinking right now “then how the hell, do I attract my ideal client?”

Every morning you wake hungry to move the needle.

And by the evening you’re mentally banging your head against an already dented brick wall.

Worst yet, you catch yourself in the mirror of truth.

You notice the bags under your eyes are starting to look like suitcases from all the uncertainty.

One minute you’re doing this… next that… then the other thingy.

Sheesh!

“I need to write more content”.

“Should I drop 5K on a silky sleek website?”

“Better idea, I’ll start a podcast instead”.

“Can AI help me?”

Errrrr well every solotrepreneur, creator, influencer, granny and viral cat is screaming about ‘em… so yeah I gotta grab it too.

Screw it, I’ll just hit up Twitter ads to boost my content… that’ll get the clicks going.

Yep… Nailed it with this one!

Clients will come running like fangirls to a Harry Styles concert.

(Oh internet gods, please send me a sign)

Real talk… let’s level with you.

Every entrepreneur knows their ICPs are online, textbook!

Because they are… You don’t need a magic 8 ball to tell you that.

But, shiny object syndrome is the NEW pandemic, like a drug you never asked for.

The ‘trends’ are the kingpins, ‘social media’ is the transportation… and the ‘gurus’ are dealers pushing misinformation pills down your throat.

You keep feeding the machine in exchange for cheap dopamine.

Soon the day will come when it’s gets too much and cashflow dries up.

We call this “burnout city”.

This hell your stuck in is only get hotter and hotter every day.

Trust me… we’ve been there, and it SUCKS (big time).

Seriously, we’d sooner walk from London to Glasgow in wet Vans with small stones in our shoes and back, then return to burnout city.

But we’re not talking about us… this is about you.

Look, you’ve read this far because in one way or another you’re running on empty, and you know your business is not what you want it to be.

The line between productive and busy is now a blurry dot.

Hustle culture is for the late starters, not you.

Entrepreneurs kick, scream, push, scratch and disrupt conventional wisdom for a reason.

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